I need a Beer Belly™
If I were any kind of a contender at races, I would without hesitation use the Beer Belly as my hydration system.
Just imagine showing up to a mountain bike race with a tight jersey on, a big beer gut, and what appears to be no water, and then whip the pants off everyone at the race.
Hell, I might have to pick up a Beer Belly just to ride with my homeboys in Chico! And the Pleasure Extender will certainly rock on those hot summer days...